Ode: I’m Mandy – Ply me –
I’m Mandy, some ply me,
To buy, me a price,
White undies, designer
Belts Gucci, and vice,
A taste for the high life
While nose in the air
His fingers in puddings,
Jeff, Epstein, L’affaire –
Heights, he has scaled them
To the banksters, a friend
Raison d’être for Labour
A mixed economy, would end,
So peevish, and spiteful,
With three men in his sight,
Smith, Cook and Salmond,
A man of darkness, with might,
Secrets, he splurged them,
binged on his fame,
Jeffrey, a man crush,
Hugger mugger, his game,
Lorded, applauded,
Too big for his boots,
Darkness surrounds him,
Trespass evil, cahoots –
No stars in his gutter,
Dandy man, on the brink,
Vile schemes, turn to nightmares,
On his way, to the clink
– 27/02/2026